So last time I was a little angry so this post I hope to be a little more lighthearted. I do hope that you will enjoy my observations.
You know those GE commercials where the engineer who got hired there has all these people who want to work with him? Would you ever hire someone who sends troll and a elf o-gram. But I would love if these exist, I would send them for all kinds of things.
I'm a wise elf, from the ogres I hide, this is to tell you your uncle has died. He liked you a lot, thought you sweet as honey, so in his will he left you some money.
Call Shark Tank
So pure comedy is the comment section of news stories. One person wrote:
There was very little or no cyberbullying until there were computers. Coincidence?
Okay.....think about it.
So I have to weigh into politics a little, Ted Cruz is the comedy gift that keeps on giving. First last week a story about him as attorney general of Texas argued the you don't have a right to masturbate when defending a Texas law outlawing sex shops. I imagine that it is consistent because he doesn't think that women have the right to their own bodies anyway, but a former college roommate suggested that this was a new position, so that gives you a mental image no one wants.
Oh and another not a woman appeared on Maury that looked a lot like old Ted
You know those GE commercials where the engineer who got hired there has all these people who want to work with him? Would you ever hire someone who sends troll and a elf o-gram. But I would love if these exist, I would send them for all kinds of things.
I'm a wise elf, from the ogres I hide, this is to tell you your uncle has died. He liked you a lot, thought you sweet as honey, so in his will he left you some money.
Call Shark Tank
So pure comedy is the comment section of news stories. One person wrote:
There was very little or no cyberbullying until there were computers. Coincidence?
Okay.....think about it.
So I have to weigh into politics a little, Ted Cruz is the comedy gift that keeps on giving. First last week a story about him as attorney general of Texas argued the you don't have a right to masturbate when defending a Texas law outlawing sex shops. I imagine that it is consistent because he doesn't think that women have the right to their own bodies anyway, but a former college roommate suggested that this was a new position, so that gives you a mental image no one wants.
Oh and another not a woman appeared on Maury that looked a lot like old Ted
I am expecting this will become a meme for the new Fiorina/Cruz alliance. Internet you know what to do.
So many Republicans have been losing their minds and passing laws trying to stop transgender individuals from using the bathrooms they feel most comfortable with. One state even passed a law that contains a bounty to find transsexuals in the bathrooms. How will that work? Will you have to spy on them while they are using the bathroom? Isn't that what they are worried about?
Oh and some of the same loud voices who would attempt to stop the non-existent attacks of trans people in bathrooms are writing letters of support for former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert who did molest children. So apparently it is okay for these guys to be a predator but not someone who is trying to be truthful to yourself.
So we can look at a world where a racist, misogynistic, bigot will be the GOP nominee, where American politicians are making the diversity we built this country on illegal in public and we continue to seek scaptgoats for everything and scream, or try to laugh. So find something funny to enjoy at least once a week.
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